'' दोस्‍तों के पैगाम दोस्‍तों के नाम ''

हर ऐक जज्‍बात को जुबां नहीं मिलती

हर एक आरजू को दुआ नहीं मिलती

मुस्‍कान बनाये रखो तो दुनिया साथ है आपके

ऑसूओं को तो ऑखों में भी पनाह नहीं मिलती ।

सपने थे सपनों के आप साहिल हुए

ना जाने कैसे हम आपके प्‍यार के काबिल हुए

कर्जदार है हम उस हसीन पल के

जब आप हमारी दुनिया में शामिल हुए ।

याद रखेंगें हम हर कहानी आपकी

लहरों के जैसी वो रवानी आपकी

आपने हमको जो दिल में अपने बसा रखा है

ये किस्‍मत थी हमारी या मेहरबानी आपकी ।

'' दोस्‍तों के पैगाम दोस्‍तों के नाम ''

बिकता है गम हुस्‍न के बाजार में

लाखेां दर्द छिपे होते हैं एक छोटे से इन्‍कार में

जो हो जाओ अगर जमाने से दुखी

तो स्‍वागत है हमारे दोस्‍ती के दरबार में ।

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चॅाद को अकेले कभी ना पाओगे

आगोश में सितारे मिल ही जायेंगे

कभी अगर तन्‍हा हो तो

आंखें बंद कर लेना

अनजान चेहरों में भी हमें ही पाओगे ।

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दुनिया में खु शी उनको नहीं मिलती है

जो अपनी शर्तों पर जिन्‍दगी जीते है

बल्कि उहें खुशी उन्‍हें मिलती है

जो दूसरों के लिये जिन्‍दगी की

शर्तों को बदल देते हैं ।

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दायरे में रहना ही जिन्‍दगी है

गमों को सहना भी जिन्‍दगी है

यूं तो रहती है होठों पे मुस्‍कराहट

पर शायद चुपके चुपके रोना भी जिन्‍दगी है ।

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यकीन नहीं तुझे अगर खुद पे

तो जरा अजमा के देख ले

एक बार तूं जरा मुस्‍कराकर देख ले

जो ना सोचा होगा तुने ---- वो मिलेगा

बस इक बार अपना कदम बढ़ा कर देख ले ।

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अनिल हर्ष

'' दोस्‍तों के पैगाम दोस्‍तों के नाम ''

दिल के पास उनका घर बना लिया

ख्‍वाब में हमने उनको बसा लिया

मत पूछो कितना चाहते हैं हम उनको

बस यूं समझलो ---

उनकी हर खता को अपना मुक्कदर बना लिया ।

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अपनी दुनिया में यूं खो न जाना

दूर रहके हमको भूल न जाना

खबर हमारी ना ले सको तो कोई गम नहीं

पर अपनी खबर हमें देना भूल न जाना ।

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ये दिल प्‍यार के काबिल न रहा

कोई भी इजहार के काबिल न रहा

इस दिल में बस गयी तस्‍वीर आपकी

अब तो चांद भी दीदार के काबिल न रहा ।

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THE INSTANCES USUALLY HAPPENS IN ONE'S LIFE

THE LAW OF INSTANCES

LAW OF QUEUE:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Anil Harsh

तुकबन्‍दी - आज के जमाने की शेर शायरी

इधर खुदा है उधर खुदा है,

जिधर देखो उधर खुदा है

इधर उधर बस खुदा ही खुदा है

जिधर नहीं खुदा हे ------ उधर कल खुदेगा

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काली भयावह रात और चन्‍द्रमा अपनी पूरी जवानी पे,

अचानक मैंने कार रोकी तुमने पूछा क्‍यों,

मैं तुम्‍हारे बहुत करीब आया और तुम शर्म शार हो गयी,

मैंने मुस्‍कराकर तीन जादुई शब्‍द कहे

हाय ला पंचर !!!

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तुमसा कोई दूसरा जमीन पर हुआ

तो रब से शिकायत होगी

एक तो झेला नहीं जाता

दूसरा आ गया तो क्‍या हालात होगी

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दुरखत के पेमाने पे चिलमन ए हुस्‍न का फुरकत से शरमाना --

दुरखत के पेमाने पे चिलमन ए हुस्‍न का फुरकत से शरमाना --

ये लाईन अगर समझ में आ जाये तो मुझे जरुर बताना

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जिस वक्‍त खुदा ने तुमको बनाया होगा

एक सुरुर सा उसके दिल पे छाया होगा

पहले सोचा होगा कि तुझको जन्‍नत में रख लॅू

फिर उसको चिडियाघर का खयाल आया होगा

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मेरे मरने के बाद मेरे दोस्‍तों

यॅू ऑसूं न बहाना

अगर मेरी याद आये तो

सीधे मेरे पास चले आना

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ना वो इकरार करती है

ना वो इन्‍कार करती है

कमबख्‍त मेरे ही सपनों में अक्‍सर

मेरे दोस्‍त से प्‍यार करती है

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जब जब धिरे बादल तेरी याद आयी

झूम के बरसा सावन तेरी याद आयी

बारि श में भीगे लेकिन फिर भी तेरी याद आयी

क्‍यों न आये तेरी याद --- तूने जो छतरी अब तक नहीं लौटायी

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दुकानदार बोला -- तुम्‍हें क्‍या चाहिये

जो भी कहोगे मेरी दुकान पर वो मिलेगा

उसने कहा - कुत्‍ते के खाने के बिस्‍कुट है क्‍या

दुकानदार बोला - यहीं पर खाओगे या लेके जाओगे

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उनकी गली के चक्‍कर काट काट कर

कुत्‍ते भी हमारी पहचान के हो गये

वो तो हमारे न हो सके

हम कुत्‍तों के सरदार हो गये

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हसीन तुम हो तो बुरे हम भी नहीं

महलों में तुम हो तो सड़क पर हम भी नहीं

प्‍यार करके कहते हो कि शादी शादी शुदा हो

तो कान खोलकर सुन लो कुंवारे हम भी नहीं

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मच्‍छर ने जो काटा --- दिल में मेरे जुनून था

खुजली हुई इतनी --- दिल बे सुकून था

पकड़ा तो छोड़ दिया ये सेाच कर -----

उसकी रगों में अपना ही खून था ।

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अनिल हर्ष

Managed / acquired Knowledge of English Language by surroundings

English is internationally recognized communicating language which is spoken all around the world we can not ignore and deny it. But it dose not mean that all the person employed in our organisation are well conversant of English language. Some of them have manage to learn English from his surroundings to some extent to save his employment in the organisation. I give here  some examples of these people and how they manage their affairs:

1) An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

2) From an employee who was performing the first haircut ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days"

3) Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4) From an employee whose mother in law expired

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5) Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6) An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7) A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8) Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9) Covering note:

 "I am enclosed herewith..."

10) Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11) Actual letter written for application of leave: 

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12) Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13) A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Anil Kumar Harsh

MANAGEMENT LESSONS

MANAGEMENT LESSONS

Lesson Number one

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crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below

the crow, and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson : To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Number Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.

" "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with Nutrients.

" The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strengthto reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at thetop of the Tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by afarmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson : Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Number Three

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lesson
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Anil Harsh